February 2012
60 posts
Bay Area weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
“Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And...”
– T.S. Eliot (via danseurs)
Nerdy Pick-up Lines > Regular Pick-up Lines.
What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
You have nicer legs than an isosceles triangle.
You are so WoW.
I'm a fermata .. Hold me.
When I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wish I was adenine so I could be paired up with U.
You make my zygomaticus muscles contract (muscles that make you smile).
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
Our love is like dividing by 0 - it cannot be defined.
You're so gneiss that I would never take you for granite.
I wish I was an ion so that I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You're as sweet as 3.14159265..
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I'm with you.
