Nerdy Pick-up Lines > Regular Pick-up Lines.
  • What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
  • You have nicer legs than an isosceles triangle.
  • You are so WoW.
  • I'm a fermata .. Hold me.
  • When I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • I wish I was adenine so I could be paired up with U.
  • You make my zygomaticus muscles contract (muscles that make you smile).
  • If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
  • Our love is like dividing by 0 - it cannot be defined.
  • You're so gneiss that I would never take you for granite.
  • I wish I was an ion so that I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • You're as sweet as 3.14159265..
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
  • Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I'm with you.

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